[Taking it from case.]
'Mr. Ernest Worthing, B.
4, The Albany.'
I hope to-morrow
will be a fine day, Lane. Lane.
It never is, sir.
I don't see much fun
in being christened along
with other babies.
Yes, as usual.
[Merriman begins to clear
table and lay cloth.
No one ever does,
except vegetarians
and people like that.